{"id":169,"date":"2014-07-15T00:01:52","date_gmt":"2014-07-15T05:01:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/?p=169"},"modified":"2014-07-13T22:04:50","modified_gmt":"2014-07-14T03:04:50","slug":"youre-dead-meat-mr-lewis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/?p=169","title":{"rendered":"\u201cYou\u2019re Dead Meat, Mr. Lewis\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_521\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-521\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/yuyischoolvisit.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-521 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/yuyischoolvisit.jpg\" alt=\"yuyischoolvisit\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/yuyischoolvisit.jpg 500w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/yuyischoolvisit-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/yuyischoolvisit-332x249.jpg 332w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-521\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Author-illustrator Yuyi Morales, winner of the 2014 Pura Belpr\u00e9 Illustrator Award, visits with school children.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Children\u2019s literature may be the only genre in which authors are expected to head out with their bag of tricks and become an entertainer of sorts &#8212; talking to kids,\u00a0doing their dog-and-pony show at an<img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-560 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/5094268514_3c2b1ee789_b-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"5094268514_3c2b1ee789_b\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/5094268514_3c2b1ee789_b-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/5094268514_3c2b1ee789_b-700x525.jpg 700w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/5094268514_3c2b1ee789_b-332x249.jpg 332w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/5094268514_3c2b1ee789_b.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>y number\u00a0of public\u00a0libraries, children\u2019s book festivals, and schools &#8212; whether they feel prepared for it or not. \u201cWhen\u00a0you write for younger readers,\u201d says author <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sarazarr.com\/\">Sara Zarr<\/a> (pictured left), \u201cit seems like there&#8217;s an expectation that suddenly you&#8217;re not only a writer, you are or should be a child\u00a0advocate, a child psychologist, a teacher, an expert on whatever social problems that might crop up in your books, a protector of innocence while also being an activist for intellectual freedom, someone with a message but who shouldn&#8217;t preach, responsible for representing all races and cultures&#8230;the list goes on. Writers who write specifically for an adult audience don&#8217;t seem to have all of these extra layers of expectation put on them &#8212; they&#8217;re simply allowed to tell whatever story they want to tell.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Not that Sara doesn&#8217;t enjoy school visits. (See below, in fact.) But even authors who enjoy them\u00a0(and book signings, sometimes a whole <em>other<\/em> ball of wax) would probably admit to the pressure of which Sara speaks. Plus, well &#8230; two words: Fire. Drills. Authors who pen books for adults don&#8217;t necessarily have to worry about such interruptions on a regular basis.\u00a0\u00a0\u201cA fire drill alarm going off in the middle of an assembly can quickly turn a poetic moment into a memorable event,\u201d confirms children\u2019s poet <a href=\"http:\/\/www.charlesghigna.com\/\">Charles Ghigna<\/a>. Nor do they typically speak in gymnasiums, what author <a href=\"http:\/\/cbweatherford.com\/\">Carole Boston Weatherford<\/a> tells us below is the worst possible venue &#8212; but seems to be the most popular one for children&#8217;s book authors.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_510\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-510\" style=\"width: 350px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/dodsworth-on-scooter1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-510 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/dodsworth-on-scooter1.jpg\" alt=\"dodsworth on scooter1\" width=\"350\" height=\"273\" srcset=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/dodsworth-on-scooter1.jpg 350w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/dodsworth-on-scooter1-300x234.jpg 300w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/dodsworth-on-scooter1-332x258.jpg 332w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-510\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Perhaps Tim Egan&#8217;s Dodsworth is zooming to a school visit on his trusty scooter.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>There are those who speak in only glowing terms\u00a0of things like school visits. Author-illustrator <a href=\"http:\/\/www.timegan.com\/\">Tim Egan<\/a> says, \u201cThey\u2019re one of my very favorite things to do. I love hearing what kids think and showing them how books are made. Mostly, I love drawing for them, because they sometimes applaud when I\u2019m finished. I do a slide presentation and talk all about the mistakes I make in both writing and illustrating, and they seem relieved to know that I make so many mistakes. It\u2019s also fun getting them all excited and worked up. Then, just as their screaming reaches a crescendo, I leave. Great fun!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And fans of Newbery Medalist <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jackgantos.com\/\">Jack Gantos&#8217;<\/a> award-winning Joey Pigza novels know that, if it weren&#8217;t for author visits, we wouldn&#8217;t have Joey&#8217;s stories. Here&#8217;s how Jack put it in an essay over at Scholastic:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"font-style: normal;\"><em><br \/>\nI got the idea for Joey Pigza when I was visiting a school in Pennsylvania, talking about writing. This kid was sitting in the front row (teachers tend to put the really active kids in the front) spinning around on the seat of his chair. He was really smart and having a blast. I would start to tell a joke, and he would figure out the punch line and say it before I could. He was finishing my sentences! He was having fun, but then he changed. He became quite worried. &#8216;Teacher, teacher!&#8217; he called out. &#8216;I forgot to take my medication!&#8217; She pointed to the door and out he ran. I could hear him slapping every locker as he ran down the hall to the nurse&#8217;s office.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-style: normal;\"><em>I&#8217;d known kids like this when I was a kid. We moved 40 times when I was growing up, and I was always changing schools. Because I was never in one place very long, I didn&#8217;t make a core group of friends. So, I ended up hanging out with the unusual kids. Some of these kids were very, very active. I liked them because they were smart and funny and clever and didn&#8217;t appear to have any dull moments in their lives.<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-style: normal;\"><em>So, the spinning, locker-slapping Pennsylvania kid brought back some memories. I still write and draw in my journal every day. And when I got home from my school visit, I wrote a description of the &#8216;active&#8217; boy in the front row. The next day, I read it and liked it, so I wrote more. And Joey Pigza was born!<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-style: normal;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/joey-pigza.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-506 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/joey-pigza.jpg\" alt=\"joey-pigza\" width=\"395\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/joey-pigza.jpg 395w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/joey-pigza-197x300.jpg 197w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/joey-pigza-332x504.jpg 332w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 395px) 100vw, 395px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"font-style: normal;\">But no matter how you feel about school visits, working with children\u00a0requires a\u00a0moderate amount of flexibility &#8212; and sometimes things just don&#8217;t go as planned.<\/p>\n<p>When we began (the\u00a0first draft of)\u00a0<em>Wild Things!\u00a0<\/em>about five years ago,\u00a0we composed a list of a dozen offbeat questions, which we submitted to several hundred contemporary authors and illustrators of children\u2019s books. Among the questions were:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>What is the bravest thing you&#8217;ve ever done in creating a book?<\/li>\n<li>Have you ever &#8220;slipped something past&#8221; your editor?<\/li>\n<li>Is there anything about you that your readers would be shocked to know?<\/li>\n<li>Do you ever put &#8220;inside jokes&#8221; in your books? Have you ever used a book<br \/>\nto send a secret message, declare your love, or settle a score?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<figure id=\"attachment_496\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-496\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/kevinsherrykidsdancinguse.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-496 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/kevinsherrykidsdancinguse.jpg\" alt=\"kevinsherrykidsdancinguse\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/kevinsherrykidsdancinguse.jpg 500w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/kevinsherrykidsdancinguse-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/kevinsherrykidsdancinguse-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/kevinsherrykidsdancinguse-332x332.jpg 332w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/kevinsherrykidsdancinguse-432x432.jpg 432w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/kevinsherrykidsdancinguse-268x268.jpg 268w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-496\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Author-illustrator Kevin Sherry at a GOOD school visit<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The responses to these questions&#8212;which ranged from insightful to comical to \u201cI\u2019d tell you, but then I\u2019d have to kill you\u201d&#8212;added color and excitement to our work, as we began to explore the always-evolving world of children\u2019s books.<\/p>\n<p>One of those questions?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If\u00a0you\u00a0do school visits, do\u00a0you\u00a0have any school-visits-gone-<em>terribly<\/em>-wrong stories?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<figure id=\"attachment_498\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-498\" style=\"width: 200px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_4246large.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-498 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_4246large-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"IMG_4246large\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_4246large-200x300.jpeg 200w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_4246large-684x1024.jpeg 684w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_4246large-700x1047.jpeg 700w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_4246large-332x497.jpeg 332w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/IMG_4246large.jpeg 855w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-498\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Author April Pulley Sayre<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Today&#8217;s post shares some of the stories we received, since none of the school-visit stories (with one exception) made it into our book. Now, if we posted <em>all<\/em> the ones we received, we&#8217;d be here all day, so these are just some.\u00a0We&#8217;d certainly love to hear from other authors and illustrators with their most dramatic tales &#8212; both horror stories and delights are welcome. So, leave your stories in the comments, if you&#8217;re so inclined!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSchool visits are always a dream,\u201d <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aprilsayre.com\/\">April Pulley Sayre<\/a> told us, before adding, \u201cDo you mean the one where all the electricity went out and I gave my talk in the dark? Or the student-projectile-vomiting one? Or the one with the tornado drill in the middle of the talk? Or do you mean the one where the school bus smashed my car in the parking lot while I was in the school talking?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Many children\u2019s book creators can see the humor in hindsight. Poet <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jpatricklewis.com\/\">J. Patrick Lewis<\/a> recalled an incident in which a fourth-grader stood up at an assembly and asked him\u00a0if he owned lambs:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u2018I own two lambs,\u2019 she said. \u2018I showed them at the County Fair last week, and I won two blue ribbons.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;That\u2019s wonderful!\u2019 I told her.<\/p>\n<p>She said, \u2018Do you know what their names are? Patrick and Lewis.\u2019<\/p>\n<p>Be still my heart, I was nonplussed. I didn\u2019t know what to say.<\/p>\n<p>Then, without skipping a beat she said, \u2018We had Lewis for dinner last night.\u2019<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<figure id=\"attachment_541\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-541\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/janart13.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-541 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/janart13.jpg\" alt=\"janart13\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/janart13.jpg 500w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/janart13-150x150.jpg 150w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/janart13-300x300.jpg 300w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/janart13-332x332.jpg 332w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/janart13-432x432.jpg 432w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/janart13-268x268.jpg 268w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-541\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Jan says these guys don&#8217;t like healthy muffins either.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>And speaking of food, author\/illustrator <a href=\"http:\/\/www.janthomasbooks.com\/Home.html\">Jan Thomas<\/a> learned there is no point in trying to bribe your audience with goodies: \u201cThere was the time I decided to take muffins to a school visit.\u00a0I researched and baked the healthiest muffins ever.\u00a0I handed them out and one little girl took a bite and raised her hand. \u2018Do I have to eat this?\u2019 she asked. \u2018No, you may throw it away,\u2019 said the teacher. Soon other hands went up. \u2018We don\u2019t like our muffins either.\u2019 \u2018You may throw them away,\u2019 said the teacher. More hands went up. \u2018Anyone who does not want to eat their muffin\u00a0may throw it away.\u2019 The whole class got up and threw away their muffin\u00a0(except for my son).\u00a0My son ate his muffin.\u00a0Bless his heart.\u201d<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_500\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-500\" style=\"width: 490px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/img952090like.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-500 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/img952090like.jpg\" alt=\"img952090like\" width=\"490\" height=\"653\" srcset=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/img952090like.jpg 490w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/img952090like-225x300.jpg 225w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/img952090like-332x442.jpg 332w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-500\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Author Carole Boston Weatherford&#8217;s visits often include music and movement.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Author and poet <a href=\"http:\/\/cbweatherford.com\/\">Carole Boston Weatherford<\/a> thought she knew everything there was to know about school visits \u2013 but hadn\u2019t considered the caterpillars: \u201cHaving presented to schools for more than fifteen years, I know what works and what doesn&#8217;t. With cavernous dimensions, poor acoustics and a playground atmosphere, the worst venue for a school visit is a gymnasium. The worst time for a presentation is late afternoon, especially for students in primary grades. The worst day for a school visit is Friday.\u00a0And if\u00a0that Friday also happens to be the day before break, you have a literary perfect storm. Those elements came together once when I was visiting\u00a0a school in Eastern North Carolina. Not only was it a Friday and the last day\u00a0of school before spring break when kindergarteners filed into the gymnasium at 2 p.m. The day also marked the culmination of a fascinating science project. Minutes before my presentation, the children had released the butterflies that they&#8217;d grown from caterpillars. Outdoors, of course. But the insects might as well been flitting around the gymnasium. Hard as I tried, there was no settling the giddy crowd.\u00a0I, for one, felt\u00a0like flying away or containing them all with a giant butterfly net, if such a thing had existed. I had experienced butterflies before. But never ever so literally.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Author and poet <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fidosopher.com\/Greetings.html\">Michael J. Rosen<\/a> learned that butterflies are no big deal compared to butt trampolines. He described an event for kindergarten, first and second graders, unfortunately held in a university auditorium with fold-down seats &#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8230; like a giant clam facing upward on the ocean floor, the two cushions clamped together.\u00a0So here are these eager 40 and 50 pound kids trying to pry the seat downward (or waiting for a teacher to help) and then jump on immediately to keep it from snapping closed. Many didn&#8217;t\u00a0have the requisite weight to keep the seats down, and found themselves folded in half, their knees up by their elbows. Others, of course, found the spring-loaded seat offered a miniature launching pad, or a \u2018butt trampoline,\u2019 as I wrote on my evaluation, suggesting that \u2018next year&#8217;s\u2019 facility should provide seating that doesn&#8217;t offer a combination of listening to a presentation and being at recess. Which left about 12 or 15 minutes for my presentation. I&#8217;m looking out\u00a0at an utterly surreal scene: 75 kids, pinched into place, feet hanging forward and far from the floor, as if they were being sucked down by the suddenly hungry seats. Microphone, slides, funny voices, jokes, \u2018LIVE\u2019\u00a0drawing\u2014but the spring-loaded pressure and pinching continued right along with my presentation. I was no competition for the completely engaging,\u00a0enthralling auditorium seats.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Maybe a well-placed dirty word would have gotten their attention. It worked for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.meghan-mccarthy.com\/\">Meghan McCarthy<\/a>. \u201cI was taking a break from my school talks and eating a quick lunch, as some volunteers were setting up my laptop for the next talk in the auditorium upstairs. Soon, after plugging in my laptop to the projector, a four-letter word was projected very largely on the wall in front of hundreds of children. I have a black and white series of photographs I took of abandoned spaces that I use as my screen saver. In one of the photos there is profanity spray-painted in the background. Immediately after projection, a child started tugging at the teacher\u2019s leg and pointing toward the wall. Soon, from what I was told, many kids started pointing and chanting the swear word\u2026.Luckily for me, everyone involved was very good-natured about the situation.\u201d<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_503\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-503\" style=\"width: 500px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/grump-kicks08.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-503 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/grump-kicks08.jpg\" alt=\"grump kicks08\" width=\"500\" height=\"330\" srcset=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/grump-kicks08.jpg 500w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/grump-kicks08-300x198.jpg 300w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/grump-kicks08-332x219.jpg 332w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-503\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;WTF?&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Author and illustrator <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jeremytankard.com\/\">Jeremy Tankard<\/a> had a similarly surreal experience during an author visit: \u201cI gave a short talk about <em>Grumpy Bird<\/em> and <em>Boo Hoo Bird<\/em> and how I was writing these books about emotions. I mentioned that Bird was a lot of fun to write about, because his emotions were so over-the-top. While signing, a woman came up to me and said, \u2018You\u2019ve got to be careful writing about this Bird and all his emotions. People are going to think he\u2019s a homosexual!\u2019 \u2018Really?\u2019 I said. \u2018Oh, yes,\u2019 she says to me, \u2018There are some really crazy people out there!\u2019 I looked her in the eye and said, \u2018Yes. Yes there certainly are!\u2019 When she had left, my publicist turned to me and asked if she had actually just heard someone say that. Ah, good times. As an author you really get to meet all kinds.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/9781416955627.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright wp-image-518 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/9781416955627.jpg\" alt=\"9781416955627\" width=\"251\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/9781416955627.jpg 251w, http:\/\/wildthings.blaine.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/9781416955627-188x300.jpg 188w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 251px) 100vw, 251px\" \/><\/a>And we\u2019ll leave you with one final example that shows why cautious adults probably don\u2019t need to be quite so wary. When YA author <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lorieanngrover.com\/\">Lorie Ann Grover\u2019s<\/a> first verse novel, <em>Loose Threads<\/em>, was released, she went to speak to fifth and sixth graders at a school library. About five minutes prior to her talk, as children filed into the library, the librarian pulled Grover aside and asked her to avoid using the word \u201cbreast\u201d when presenting to the children. When the shocked author responded that her book was about breast cancer, the librarian answered, \u201cYes, well, feel free to speak of the cancer, just don\u2019t mention where it was.\u201d After the students were gathered, Grover discussed the novel, adding \u201cand this novel is about my grandmother who had cancer.\u201d A hand shot up without hesitation: \u201cWhere was her cancer?\u201d Grover recalls: \u201c\u2019Um,\u2019 I stalled. \u2018In her chest?\u2019 Leave it to the kids. He answered. \u2018My grandma has breast cancer, too.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And here are a handful of other stories we just couldn&#8217;t pass up:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u201cDo you know why I&#8217;m having you put the date next to all your signatures? Someday you&#8217;re going to pass away. Then these will be worth a fortune.&#8221; \u2013 A fifth-grade student to visiting author\/illustrator <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aaronzenz.com\/\">Aaron Zenz<\/a><\/li>\n<li>\u201cDo not wear a mini skirt\u00a0to do elementary visits. They will make you sit on those teeny tiny chairs. I will leave the rest to your imagination.\u201d \u2013 Author <a href=\"http:\/\/www.emilyjenkins.com\/\">Emily Jenkins<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;My worst is a stand-up fifteen minute routine I can&#8217;t boil down easily. It was a week in Denton, Texas, which included, among other things, a child throwing up on my boots, the head of one\u00a0school&#8217;s PTA leaving town so as not to have to talk to me (she disapproved of one of my stories), and a dead baby duck.&#8221; &#8212; Author<a href=\"http:\/\/janeyolen.com\/\"> Jane Yolen<\/a><\/li>\n<li>\u201cI\u2019ve had all my jokes flop, and I\u2019ve had to stand there drenched in flop sweat.\u201d \u2013 YA author <a href=\"http:\/\/brenthartinger.com\/\">Brent Hartinger<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I&#8217;ve never done a\u00a0school\u00a0visit. I live in fear of doing one because I&#8217;m a little scared of kids. I don&#8217;t have any of my own, and I was never around them growing up, which apparently is true of a lot of children&#8217;s book authors (Dr. Seuss, for example!), and also I have a horrible tendency to swear when I&#8217;m nervous, so any readings that involve kids has me saying to myself, over and over again, in my head, &#8216;Don&#8217;t swear, don&#8217;t swear, don&#8217;t swear, don&#8217;t&#8230;.&#8217; I was incredibly relieved to learn that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.neilgaiman.com\/\">Neil Gaiman<\/a> also has this problem.&#8221; &#8212; Author-illustrator <a href=\"http:\/\/ursulavernon.com\/\">Ursula Vernon<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Once at a\u00a0school\u00a0visit, I was struck by the scariest phrase of all time: \u00a0&#8216;I have the swine flu!&#8217; said by little girl as she\u2019s hugging me.&#8221; &#8212; Author <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tammisauer.com\/\">Tammi Sauer<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Most of my school visits are grades 1-5, but there was the time I was asked to talk to a group of preschool four-year-olds. Since it was October, I decided to start with a reading of my book <em>Oh No, Not Ghosts!<\/em>\u00a0The kids were all gathered right near my feet, and when I came to the lines &#8216;I\u2019ll scare you with a BOO!&#8217; I roared my BOO and made my scariest werewolf face. The boy closest to me started bawling and tried to run out of the room, but he fell over the girl next to him, and gave her a bloody nose. She started crying as well, and by the time the parents came to pick up their kids, just about every one of the children were crying at the top of their lungs, and the parents were looking at me like I was evil incarnate. Then there was my talk at a Jewish Community Center in a bad neighborhood. The first thing I was told when I walked in the door was that there had been two drive-by shootings in the last month, and I should make sure I didn\u2019t walk in front of the windows during my talk (which, I am pleased to report, went well &#8212; and I am still here).&#8221; &#8212; Author and poet <a href=\"http:\/\/richardmichelson.com\/\">Richard Michelson<\/a><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Thankfully, I\u2019ve never had a school visit go terribly wrong, though I&#8217;ve had plenty of dreams about the experience. \u00a0In one vivid and awful dream, I am wearing a plaid flannel nightgown while trying to restore order to a roomful of 400 middle schoolers run amok. And in another, I am speaking gibberish to a kindergarten full of adults, who stare at me with pity and dismay.&#8221; \u2013 Author-illustrator <a href=\"http:\/\/www.elisakleven.com\/\">Elisa Kleven<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Let&#8217;s bring things full-circle with YA author Sara Zarr again, whom we feel summarizes the whole experience well:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The school visits you do while on tour, for free, tend to be landmines of potential awkwardness and humiliation. I&#8217;ve had fourteen-year-old boys attempt to flirt with me while I&#8217;m giving a talk, kids fall asleep, teachers forget that I was coming&#8230;the usual\u2026. But, I have to say, at even the worst visits\u00a0or events, there is always\u00a0one\u00a0interaction with a kid, a librarian, a parent, a teacher, or a bookseller that makes it all worthwhile.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Take <em>that<\/em>, butt trampolines.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Sources<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Danielson, Julie. \u201cSeven Questions Over Breakfast with Tim Egan.\u201d <em>Seven Impossible Things Before Breakfast<\/em>. 11 August 2011. &lt;<a href=\"http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=2184\">http:\/\/blaine.org\/sevenimpossiblethings\/?p=2184<\/a>&gt;.<\/p>\n<p>Gantos, Jack. \u201cWriting What I Know &amp; Finding Joey Pigza.\u201d\u00a0Scholastic website. Undated. &lt;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.scholastic.com\/teachers\/contributor\/jack-gantos\">http:\/\/www.scholastic.com\/teachers\/contributor\/jack-gantos<\/a>&gt;.<\/p>\n<p>Ghigna, Charles. Email interview. 6 September 2010.<\/p>\n<p>Grover, Lorie Ann. Email interview. 27 August 2009.<\/p>\n<p>Hartinger, Brent. Email interview. 6 September 2010.<\/p>\n<p>Jenkins, Emily. Email interview. 17 September 2009.<\/p>\n<p>Kleven, Elisa. Email interview. 7 September 2010 and 6 July 2014.<\/p>\n<p>Lewis, J. Patrick. Email interview. 16 August 2009.<\/p>\n<p>McCarthy, Meghan. Email interview. 19 August 2009.<\/p>\n<p>Michelson, Richard. Email interview. 2 and 3 February 2010.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"apple-style-span\"><span style=\"color: black;\">Rosen, Michael J. Email interview. 11 February 2010.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"apple-style-span\"><span style=\"color: black;\">Sauer, Tammi. Email interview. 2 September 2010.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"apple-style-span\"><span style=\"color: black;\">Sayre, April Pulley. Email interview. 16 August 2009.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Tankard, Jeremy. Email interview. 24 January 2011.<\/p>\n<p>Thomas, Jan. Email interview. 4 September 2009.<\/p>\n<p>Vernon, Ursula. Email interview. 1 November 2010.<\/p>\n<p>Weatherford, Carole Boston. Email interview. 17 November 2010.<\/p>\n<p>Yolen, Jane. Email interview. 18 August 2009.<\/p>\n<p>Zarr, Sara. Email interview. 2 September 2009 and 3 September 2010.<\/p>\n<p>Zenz, Aaron. 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